Parliament of cats

A piece of empty, barren ground
overgrown and patched with nettles,
broken bricks and sunflowers.

This is where they come.

Stepping deftly from the shadows
they nudge the grass aside
and find a place  –

Manxies, Marmalades, and haughty Siamese,
rag eared warriors and plump eunuchs,
queens and catlings
hissing, spitting, rowling 
till peace is made
and boundaries agreed.

Then one  by one  they settle, preen,
consider solemnly
through yawns, the flicking of an ear –
the language of cats is ancient –
little  said but much intended.

Pollen glitters on their fur
like gold dust.

By sunset they have gone,
returned along the paths of beaten grass
to milk in saucers, meat from tins -
the clumsy, awkward love of human kind.

Great Jarb

You wouldn’t believe  it, would you ? I mean…soup. I would never have thought they would sink so low…so very low..lower then I’ve ever seen. And the police ..they’re just doing their jarb…they do a great jarb…heroes…all they got is…what ? Guns…tear gas..police dogs…helicopters…tazers… and THEY got soup. They throw the soap at the cops…right. And that tells me something. I just worked this out. If they’re throwing soup at the cops that means that they ain’t  hungry…they got plenty of soup at home… they can afford to go out into the street and throw soup at the cops…..some of it in tins.

Some of the soup is in bags. They have these special bags. Waterproof.  Soup proof. So it doesn’t leak. I worked that out too.

And the guy who was accidentally shot… he turned his back on the cop….how disrespectful is that ? What else could the cop  do. He fired a warning shot… warning shots…into his back. It wasn’t the cop’s fault. The guy was broad built, you know.

I worked all this out myself. Anyone can see I’m smart. You gotta vote for me. YOU gotta

The young man of great wealth

I did everything he asked of me.
Modest in all my dealings,
I killed no-one
slept with no man’s wife,
spoke truth and thought on heaven.

Then he said
“Sell everything you have
and give it to the poor.”

A blow across the face
could not have hurt me more.
My life of cautious virtue sacrificed ?
It would be self-murder.

I turned my back on him.

Years later, comfortless,
my good deeds sour on my tongue,
I sold up
did as he had asked
and went in search of him.

I found nothing but a tomb
and women weeping.

My Time

“I want to spend my time with you”

written in Tippex on a broken house tile
stamped out on a blank sheet of snow
drawn by a finger on some foggy window
scribbled in the back of an exercise book
whispered in the darkness of a flickering cinema
turned into a song by Ed Sheeran
printed on T shirts, birthday cards, pencil cases

stolen by politicians

The answer
tapped out on an Iphone

“My time’s my own”:


Down the dusty, data-blown back streets
of my computer’s hard drive lies
the dumping ground –
                                 the place
where failed poems go to die,
and fragments too, which make me feel
embarrassed or ashamed –
lines leading nowhere, overgrown
with lush, excessive, choking adjectives;
a rusting heap of mis-matched metaphors;
a rhyme scheme spray-canned on a pock marked wall.
And that’s not all
                           that festers here –
a ballad that would put a saint to sleep;
a cinquaine that’s correct, but deadly dull.

The place is full
of junk.

Yet often when I’m stuck
I wander here
to browse the trash

(it’s happened many a time.)
I pick up some soiled phrase and rub it
on my sleeve
and sometimes – you won’t believe this –
I see a gleam of gold beneath the grime.

the dumping ground –

The Fetler

Buffalo shoulders and thighs like oak trees,
head the size of a Halloween pumpkin -
candle flame flickering behind his eyes -
and teeth like a bandsaw.

He spoke no tongue but Yorkshire,
spat pity at anyone who lived
south of the Potteries.
“You have my condolences” he hissed.

Shop steward at the hospital
he fettled beds and fought the central heating,
mended trolleys, door hinges, broken washers,
until there was nothing left to fix

and so he bought a boat
a wireless, and a coastal chart.
Led by Radio 4 he reached the North Sea rigs
then back again to Scarborough.

He sold the boat and went all academic
learned Medieval Latin, grew himself a beard,
could translate every tombstone in the Minster,
shrugged when everybody thought him weird.

He was bored again.

A weekend  stroll would put him straight -
forty miles across the North York Moors -
and back in time for Monday.

Mountain Rescue never found the body,
just his boots

the laces neatly tied

In the Beginning

In The Beginning there was GetGo

And God saw that it was good

and it was

except for a few glitches.

There were no problems

only challenges.

We rolled out The Garden of Eden –

a tough job but we went

at pace and scale –

all authentic, all blue-sky thinking,

and at the end, or rather “ The Beginning”

we were good to go.

God had a helicopter view

of the whole project.

My only regret was the ears –

We out-sourced them –

young angel, bad with deadlines.

In the end  it was his Gran

who made the lot by hand.

No. That was not the issue.

It was Adam.

Got out of control, didn’t he ?

Went for the low-hanging fruit…

It wasn’t fair to put the blame on him, though –

It was all baked in at the start.

God was vexed – but still. 

It is what it is and not

the end of the world.

and Beelzebub is offering a juicy contract

In the Outer Hades.


They fell out of the clouds
like stones, smashing
the sunflower fields,
splitting, spilling
on the hard summer roads.

Their lives fell with them –
letters, clothing, photographs,
sunscreen, lipsticks, bags of sweets, 
passports to witness who they were
and what they had become.

They will not rise up,
bones whole, flesh healed,
brushing petals from their clothes.
They will not wander this strange, sunlit land,
looking for their children.

There will be no kisses
no reunions.

Nothing more can happen.

A transport of delight

Photo by Nextvoyage on

When I was four I fell in love

with trams.

I loved

          the shape – a double decker cigar

          the  glossy cherry-and-cream  paint job

          the trapeze on top to catch

          electricity from the wires.

I pondered

           how it could have two fronts and two backs

I thrilled. 

           at the way it crashed and swayed

           from side to side

           the bow wave of sparks.

I envied

           the conductor

           with his rack of tickets

           and his rude stories

          the driver like Ahab,

          braced against the roll,

          grasping the brass safety handle

          like the butt of a harpoon.

I loved

          the  screech of grinding steel on steel

           the rumbling electric growl

           and climbing down the iron steps

           back into the world.

A new start ?

I haven’t been  on WordPress for a long time and I’ll tell you why.

To start with, I was ill. Every bone in my body ached and went on aching. And I was tired. I would go to bed  at 6.30pm and wake up (after a bad night) at ten o’clock  the following morning and …yes… I know what you’re thinking… It wasn’t Covid. I have the test result to prove it. I was like that for eight months, and then I started creeping back into the world.

I started to write again and discovered….that I couldn’t write. My mind was a complete blank. I sat there in front of a pad of paper, with a pen in my hand and I could think of ….nothing..zilch.. zero. After a while I managed to squeeze out a couple of possibilities…. And couldn’t start. I didn’t want to write.

I’ve been writing – poetry- stories- even a film script – since I was ten and now I’m 76. This blankness had never happened to me before. It  was quite frightening.

There was something else. When I had a look round  the internet I noticed that things had changed – everything was shouty, superficial and, to be honest, deeply boring. Much of the material I came across  amounted to two bald men fighting over a comb.

I am feeling better now. I have written half a dozen poems – they are are not good poems but at least they are poems. Maybe I will come back some time in the future… I don’t know.

Thank you for reading