Where have you been ? I’ve tried everything - email, Face Book, notes pushed through the door. I tried a medium, a Ouija board. nothing since that scrap of chip paper blown against the railings “All well. Arrived safe” scrawled on one corner. That’s no good to me. What’s Heaven like ? Are the angels lookers ? Who’s going to win the 2.15 at Kempton ? And where’s that Scotch you cached before you died ? It would be criminal! to let it waste.
A Terrible Fear of Cheese 
That would indeed be most criminal, come back.
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